



On the 3rd of July, Columbus Ohio has a firework spectacular. Fireworks are shot of to music on a radio station and hundreds of thousands of people come out to enjoy. It is one of the largest firework shows in the Midwest. We had gone last year and decided to go again last night.
The evening began with a wonderful barbeque in one of the parking lots downtown. The food was so good and the people watching was even better.
Unfortunately, we had forgotten that the bathrooms were pretty limited downtown and drank too much soda. We ended up having to wait in a 30 minute line to use 1 port-a-potty without any toilet paper. Lets just say that it was on my list of the top 5 grossest bathrooms I have ever seen.
The line was about 30-40 women long. Pretty quickly, we realized that there was a men’s restroom that people were cutting in line to use. We had two women in front of us that were pretty upset at all of the cutting and it made for a very entertaining wait.
One was cursing at the girls who were cutting and going into the men’s bathroom. There were a number of guys letting one girl in particular cut. The woman in front of us kept saying things like:
“Just because your cute, it doesn’t mean you can cut all of us.”
“Look at the kids in line you (bleep), I can’t believe you are cutting kids!”
Some how, I can’t remember why because it didn’t really have anything to do with the port-a-potty, but she kept mentioning how she was a lesbian. Anyway it was pretty funny. I am going to get some pictures from and upload them.
It was also pretty funny to see all of the drunk people that had apparently not thought about drinking and the lack of restrooms available. There were people in tears because they had to go so badly. Seriously, I love red white and boom.
BUT THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT WAS:
We had been walking around for a while and decided to head back to the car. When we got back to our car we saw some couples camped out on our car. They had also parked themselves on some other people’s blanket. Seriously, no shame!
Later Ryan wanted to get some soda out of the car. When Ryan walked around the back side of the car and saw the people with their plate of food resting on our trunk, he said “Excuse me, I need to get in my trunk.” They apologized, but still continued to loiter around our car.
Justin Wheeler was also with us and caught them changing their baby on our trunk and was offered one of the joints they were smoking. The saddest part was that the people probably had 4-5 little kids with them (great example).
Well, I am glad we could provide them with a nice seat because all 6 adults enjoyed sitting on the hood of our car while watching the fireworks. We didn’t really get to enjoy the show because we were afraid they would try to put out their cigarettes or joints on our car or key the car. The whole time I wanted to say something to them about sitting on car, but they didn’t really look like the kind of people you wanted to mess with.
Overall, it was a fun night with lots of fun memories made.